My mom invited me out to lunch a few weeks back, where I ordered a spinach and strawberry salad, which is my new summertime favorite. She didn’t know this, however, so she had to pick her jaw up off the table and put her eyes back in their sockets.When my food was delivered, she made it a point to watch me shovel my salad into my mouth and chew. I half expected her to ask me to open up s...